I had a threesome last weekend. Me and Adam had Taylor over our place for some adult activities. I laid down, she went on top and put my dick in her arse, then Adam climbed on and put his dick in her pussy. We were slapping 'low twos' until she screamed the house down.
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While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.
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Get the nummber two mug.A witty expression based on hardware: two nuts alone can’t fasten anything without a bolt. Used metaphorically to suggest that just having more of the same doesn’t complete the job — sometimes what’s needed is a complementary part, not another identical one.
Literal meaning: In mechanics, two nuts can’t do the job of a bolt; a bolt holds things together, while nuts secure it in place. Without the bolt, the nuts are useless.
Figurative meaning: Two people with the same flaws, mindsets, or roles often can’t make things work. Balance and contrast matter.
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“Nuts” = metal fasteners
“Nuts” = slang for mentally unstable or wild
Literal meaning: In mechanics, two nuts can’t do the job of a bolt; a bolt holds things together, while nuts secure it in place. Without the bolt, the nuts are useless.
Figurative meaning: Two people with the same flaws, mindsets, or roles often can’t make things work. Balance and contrast matter.
Word Play:
“Nuts” = metal fasteners
“Nuts” = slang for mentally unstable or wild
“My two bosses complain and point out all the issues on the job but don’t lift a wrench to fix it. Two nuts don’t make a bolt.”
“All talk, no torque. Two nuts don’t make a bolt.”
“All talk, no torque. Two nuts don’t make a bolt.”
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