When a man is speaking to/texting multiple women, in relation to his friends he speaks to many more women than they are currently.
Shane: are you texting shansel?
Brad: nah.
Shane: sally?
Brad: nope.
Shane: who you texting then?
Brad: sally's mum
Shand: wow you are definitely top churpser, your shirt is in the post
Brad: nah.
Shane: sally?
Brad: nope.
Shane: who you texting then?
Brad: sally's mum
Shand: wow you are definitely top churpser, your shirt is in the post
by Sora.farm September 14, 2021
Get the Top Churpsermug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025
Get the Let Me Smack MY Meat Back On Top Of You...mhmmug. The ingredients are mainly chili, cheese and sometimes tops!! It is made in the shape of a golden nugget and sometimes it hot af.
by The man of Skirmir March 16, 2019
Get the chili cheese topsmug. A man, usually a gay or bisexual man, that assumes the penetrative role (the top) in sexual intercourse in most situations but occasionally assumes the receptive role (the bottom).
by UDRejuvenator August 20, 2025
Get the soft topmug. by RJFG_M8 January 14, 2016
Get the Topmug. 
