smol beans

Someone who is ugly and should never appear on the face of the earth.

Smol beans are ugly.
Smol beans are weird.

by Lilopoopoo August 9, 2023

Vegemite beans

The small bits of poo that fall out when your constipated

OR

The pebbles of shit that poor out your urethra after anal sex (gay)

Oh man I need to eat more fibre, having some really bad Vegemite beans!

OR
Oh man me and my bro kyle last night got down and dirty! Regret it now though with all the Vegemite beans I’m pissing out!

by Reerooter August 29, 2022

Cool Beans

What someone says when they are no longer interested in what you are saying.

Aiden: I went to the Museum of Natural History over Christmas break, and it was awesome!

Joe: Cool beans.

by The Peanut Butter Falcon January 10, 2022

Bean

Someone (or something) you kinda just wanna pick up and protect for the rest of your life.

"Bro my sibling is a fucking bean if anything happened to them I don't think humanity would live to see what happens next"

by Bedge April 25, 2020

Green beans

Jeffy’s ultimate nemesis.

“Jeffy, eat your green beans.”
“I HATE GREEN BEANS!” *Jeffy throws the plate at the wall*

by PhoneGuyYT June 24, 2025

Baked Bean

A baked bean is when someone can be described as a "bean" but also be hot. It is when they are simultaneously cute and hot.

Jen: Yeah, Steve is really cute, but he's also hot.
Alex: Yeah, he's a baked bean.

by zinkii October 2, 2021

Bean

A person who goes by Sapphire. An absolute sweetheart that everyone adores. They are polite to everyone and care for other's thoughts.

"Oh fuck, the bean Sapphire is here."

by Kalcium Bones January 24, 2021