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fart beater

an alternative word for homosexual. someone who partakes in anal sex.
richard is a right fart beater, he just likes to pound the gasses back in
by sfusion December 30, 2007
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head-fart

Head-Fart -- (noun, verb) Plural. head-farts

Otherwise known as to sneeze, a physiological response to an intruder in the nasal passage.
Noun: Dude, I just had a major sneeze.
You mean you had a major head-fart.

Verb: I think I just head-farted all over myself.
by Smoker in the Crest DC April 10, 2009
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Fart pocket

When a someone farts into a girls vagina. The vagina swallows the fart and becomes a fart pocket
Last night after sex, Ashleigh was next to me naked so I farted in her vagina and gave her a fart pocket.
by DamBroLambo November 30, 2017
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coffee fart

A coffee fart is a fart that is followed by shit sliding down one's leg.
-Nasty, you just farted! Hey, what is that brown stuff coming down you leg?

-Sorry, I just had a coffee fart.
by Fart Pants July 3, 2008
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cum fart

when the male tries to delay an orgasm, and does not realize that he is also retaining some back-gas... When he finally reaches an orgasm, a series of farts and ejaculations become released simultaneously.
Example one: cum fart: did u hear about the time Myra was fornicating with Kenny when he suddenly came and farted at the same time,

Exapmle Two: Damn, I just came and farted at the same time. I swea, that never happened before' That was some serious cumfart!!
by bubble fish August 9, 2013
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Rage Fart

When you have the un-controlable urge to fart when you get angry or mad
Lyrik: -dies in call of duty: black ops-
Lyrik: what the! -farts-
Leif: you just totally rage farted
by Lyrik Dodel December 22, 2010
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popcorn fart

A regional term meaning very arid, unique to the small iron mining town of Republic, Michigan which is near Lake Superiors Southern shore. Sometimes used to describe the current weather or a super-heated Finnish sauna.
"Damn, it's drier than a popcorn fart in the month of July."
by James J Miron January 22, 2006
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