National Grizzly Bear Day

A day where you eat mass amounts of salmon and blueberries.

Dude, it’s National Grizzly Bear Day.

Man, I bet those Salukis are eating good tonight.

by User 98702 October 25, 2023

man or bear

An argument which arose on tiktok where women would choose a man or bear to stumble upon their unconscious body in the forest.

Woman 1: Man or Bear?
Woman 2: “I choose bear, the bear can’t rape me or use me.”
Woman 3: “Can’t the bear just maul you to fucking death?”

by hynap May 13, 2024

Aly bear

Someone that acts very friendly.

Bro you are so Aly bear .
He is very Aly bear.

by alusian boar December 25, 2023

popa bear

A person who has an unusual attraction to animals especially sheep. Aka sheep shagger.

That sheep is walking funny, must have found a Popa bear last night.

by MuffinMuncher 1984 December 2, 2017

Bear

A fat lard of a man with loads of hair usually gay

Robert loves Bears

by Ohyehacuuuu April 15, 2020

Polar Bear

That one overweight white woman that you see desperate black men dating.

"Yo, you see Jakobe's new girl? That one big white girl, she a snow bunny fo' sho"
"Nah bruh, that's a polar bear. 💀"

by Btsabortedchild January 9, 2024

pooh bear

(verb) as a man, to be dressed in only a t-shirt, thus exposing the male genitalia and buttocks, for a period of time beyond what is acceptable or necessary.

(while getting dressed) Man: “did you see my boxers and jeans? They were laying right by this t-shirt last night.”

Spouse: “Yes, I put them in with the rest of the laundry. They are hanging in the washroom. Would you like me to grab them for you?”
Man: “No, I’ll just pooh bear down there and get them myself.”
Spouse: “That is extremely unnecessary—please let me get them for you.”

by ApiecaCheese April 21, 2024