When your fucking a cop in the ass and she turns around and sucks all of her dirty dish water off your dick.
by Praisemesus June 10, 2020
The most beautiful couple in the world. They love to take pictures of the sunset, play minecraft together and waking up early.
by d4s4n1 August 12, 2022
One who breaks up with roommate... but takes the prized possession- The Toaster Oven.
He does this, while the roommate has sentimental value & assumes values.
Then. He doesn’t even use it.
Dick.
He does this, while the roommate has sentimental value & assumes values.
Then. He doesn’t even use it.
Dick.
Dude. I thought we were friends. Alex the Thief
I went to make my delicious toast... And. It.Was.Gone. The precious toaster oven.
I went to make my delicious toast... And. It.Was.Gone. The precious toaster oven.
by Bitchy bartender June 28, 2019
The only female in the Just Dance Mobile Team and the best member on the team (but they don't know it)
JDMT Alex has the best mashups
by PseudoNim666 June 02, 2021
by .a1ya_ May 10, 2022
Dirty Alex and Hope are 2 Love birds who are dirty every night and Alex fucks hope till the point her pussy explodes,leaving a creamy mess all over alex's dick
by Alex and Hope defs February 26, 2024
Very athletic, nice and has a warm heart. He makes everybody’s day better and he loves music. If you get to know him, he’s the one that will make you fall in love with him.
by Tostitos May 18, 2021