Gorilla Jacked

To be extremely muscular to the point of resembling a hairless, large primate. Gorilla jacked specimens can expect to have bulging veins, shaved heads, and, in rare cases, muscles on top of other muscles. Incorrect form during exercise can lead to extreme cases of being gorilla jacked, in which one literally walks on their knuckles and feet.

Rick: "Dude, look at that guy benching over there!"
Jake: "Oh shit son, he's getting gorilla jacked for sure!"

Anne: "Ew, why is he walking like that?"
Jerry: "Oh, he must have gotten too gorilla jacked."

by AfroN December 27, 2012

jack block

A variant of the cock block, in which one is prevented from masturbating.

"Dude, you were blasting that NWA record, total jack block."

by noisebastard August 31, 2012

frapple jacks

when you masterbate into your girlfriend cereal and have her eat it

I gave my girl friend a bowl of frapple jacks this morning

by Rinuji October 14, 2013

Drowsy Jack

The act of masturbating to become drowsy so it is easier to fall asleep.

I had 3 Red Bulls before bed so I had to drowsy jack to fall asleep.

I was so wound up last night that I had to drowsy jack 3 times to fall asleep.

by Pathetic White Guy February 18, 2012

TURKEY JACKED

THE ART OF STEALING SOMEONES TURKEY EARLY THANKSGING MORNING BEFORE THEY ARE AWAKE WILE LEAVING A NOTE TO HAVE THANKS GIVING ELSEWERE.

I WOKE UP TO START COOKING THE TURKEY ONLY TO FIND A NOTE IN THE FREZZER THAT SAYES GO TO AUNT BETTYS FOR THANKS GIVING .I WAS TURKEY JACKED.

by STEVENHDM November 24, 2011

Happy Jack

Toothless hillbilly from “Kentucky”

Dat der man boi ahh bot bot is a happy jack

by Barnes boys October 3, 2018

jack the cat

A black pile of expired horse shit that sleeps all day to only wake up to piss and shit all of your clothing and stare at you like Stephen hawking stares at people who can walk.

Jack the cat just thinks he's so smart..het the broom.

by Teddy313 April 5, 2018