Reverse Britney

When a guy goes through a mental breakdown and/or breakup and, instead of shaving his head like 2007 Britney, he grows his hair out — usually resulting in a patchy beard or a wispy, unsettling moustache that screams “I’m fine” but clearly isn’t.

“Ever since Jenna left, Kyle’s been rocking that creepy little moustache and talking about moving to a cabin alone. Total reverse Britney.”

by That biker dooooode October 26, 2025

Reverse Ruqyah

is used by the shaytan to tell the hajj to get out of the child's body

this hajj keeps on getting inside the child, i need to perform reverse ruqyah on him

by Krom99BizzareSummer October 27, 2025

Reverse Dinky

While playing a Jackson Dinky with a reverse headstock, someone is giving you a blow job with a 4 finger reach around.

I love recording with a reverse Dinky but the studio always smells afterwards

by Grabbadong707 October 27, 2025

Reverse chode

a penis that is long and thin or spindly; the opposite of a chode

I swear i don’t have a reverse chode!

by Bornelius October 27, 2025

Reverse boner

An alternative to words like, “lame”, “boring”, “stupid”, “unappealing”, etc. that generally conveys the notion that the thing being described is so unbelievably dumb that instead of generating arousal, it has, instead, done the opposite. The polar opposite…

Employee #1: “Oh, wow, the new forest green polo work shirts must have finally arrived because I see at least three people wearing them!”
Employee #2: “Yes!”
Employee #3 (grimacing): “Reverse boner. Also, I quit.”

by anonymous November 4, 2025

Reverse dementia

When a person is tripping balls on psychedelics and you convince them that they are living in a figment of their mind and that they are really in a coma with a family and grandchildren waiting for them to wake up

Damo looks like he's about to shake hands with god, let's go see if we can give him reverse dementia

by CrustyCrumbs November 8, 2025

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by 0AmanasazA0 November 19, 2025