Pissed on Payne

That feeling you get when you just really want to lather yourself in someone else's urine.

Wow you just got Pissed on Payne

by Paul Palmer April 19, 2018

piss on my clit

An interjection synonymous to "Shit On My Dick!" yet uses opposite words.

Gamer 1: Yo I just scored 3 times in a row on you in Rocket League! *Scores fourth goal*
Gamer 2: Piss on my clit!

by NotThatInn0cent September 22, 2017

Piss Test

Name of an alcoholic drink that combines vodka (usually inexpensive) with Mountain Dew. Usually made out of a lack of other mixers left in the fridge.

Dude, were out of orange juice. Want to just make a couple of piss tests? I won't tell anyone.

by RememberSammyJankis September 23, 2017

piss smelling person

Quite literally somebody who smells like piss and is pathetic. Often also has greasy hair, a pathetic voice and uses comebacks such as fat, to try and make themselves feel better for being so pathetic.

Omg look at Josh, hes such a PSP
Play Station??
No you twat, a Piss Smelling Person

by OdoriferousBroccoli September 29, 2017

privileged piss

When someone without a disability uses the handicap stall in the bathroom, purely because it’s larger than the other stalls.

My friend was taking a privileged piss yesterday when someone in a wheelchair came into the bathroom. She felt terrible when she got out of the stall.

by kyaat October 11, 2017

piss-lettes

The 3 drops of piss that end up in your underwear after taking a leak

Chris and Joni were discussing that they hate the fact that Mike and Todd always have piss-lettes in the underwear when they do laundry.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

projectile pissing

It's like projectile vomitting, but when you pee. 'Sure it's self-explanatory.

Person 1: Eww, dude. What happened?
Person 2: Projectile pissing; made me miss the toilet seat.

by Teslarossa May 17, 2017