Egg Mom Muffin

Same as McDonald's Egg McMuffin, but homemade by your MOM

My Mom made me an Egg Mom Muffin for breakast this morning.

by Wendy's Fry Guy May 12, 2012

gold star mom

A mother who became pregnant on her very first time having sex. Marital, obviously.

Gold Star Moms are very responsible guardians of their vaginas, and birth the healthiest babies. They are the antithesis of slutty single moms.

The cackling hens at the PTA meeting had no choice but to shutup and respect the authority of the Gold Star Mom.

by TheGoyWonder August 5, 2016

FT Dad/Mom

FaceTime Dad or Mom is someone who isn’t a full time, part time, or seasonal parent. They only FaceTime their child whenever it’s best convenient to the parent.

“Damn! He really a ft dad.” Ft Dad/Mom
“I wish she wasn’t such a ft mom.” Ft Dad/Mom

by MiddleChildJokes October 13, 2020

Fake Ass Mom

A mom who never takes care of her kid. Yet, she puts her step-son, and husband on a pedestal. She would pay thousands of dollars for her step-son to please her husband, but her real daughter to her is just a bitch ass piece of trash that doesn't matter. Don't fucking consider this kind of mom a mom.

Person 1: _____ is a fucking fake ass mom. I heard she spend 2000 dollars on her step-son, for school clothes, and didn't get her daughter anything for school.

Person 2: What a bitch!

by anonymous-bitch August 12, 2018

Your mom's hairdresser

Used when in a your mom fights.
It's a grade higher than "your mom"

Joey: What's the name of that song?
Sally: Never gonna giv-
Mickey: It's called, your mom!
Joey: Well, your mom's hairdresser!
Mickey: :O
Sally: *Head-desk*

by Painthetownfred February 2, 2010

Yo mom gay

No u

Dude 1:Yo mom gay. Dude 2: Yo dad lesbian Dude1:*explodes*

by Aussie Dickhead December 7, 2018

Your Mom Gay

The comeback that can only be destroyed from the comeback “no you”

Person 1: your mom gay
Person 2: no you
Person 1: :(

by Nathanthesavage October 20, 2018