Top Mostest

To love something more than anything else ever, used as a response to "mostest". Cannot be topped by any word or phase.

Person 1- "I Love you mostest"
Person 2- "I love you top mostest" (unbeatable)

by mrer October 27, 2020

but top

argument used every time there's a discourse happening in viptwt and they take the opportunity to show their hate boner against him even when he has absolutely nothing to do with the drama. It's also used by VVIPS.

"but top said that..."
"but top did this..."
"but top stans are saying..."

by nhgcs April 9, 2025

Top Shelf

Slang reference to anal sex

I bought my wife a jeep so later that night I bent her over the bed and told her it’s Time for top shelf

by Nasty Neighbors June 10, 2018

Top waffle

If one were to be waffling, ie ‘talking rubbish’ or ‘talking nonsense’ , top waffle would mean that what they said is the highest form of nonsense

Nahhh Michael just told me he only ate 3 burgers today, but Jacob was with him & he ate 10! That was top waffle!

by Nwyk October 7, 2023

top drawer service

The action of digging out your cutest pair of undies from your underwear drawer and wearing them for possible sexy time to impress your partner.

Allison: Gurl, he was so hot I gave that boy top drawer service, and he ain't even notice!
Tammy: Dat shit is ratchet.

by ellemnopee May 16, 2014

Top Nut

The highest price you're willing to pay for an item.

"My top nut on that is like 30 bucks."

by EhZStreet March 11, 2022

horizontal top hat

A sexually move for hot ass citizens that need a break from calling normal sex "normal"...

"So hey we should to horizontal top hat"
"sounds awesome when you put it that way"

by Dawnrose February 18, 2018