Gordon Freeman effect

A strong urge to protect humanity from invading aliens, stop talking, destroying all boxes in sight and to crawl around in vents, that somebody gets whenever they hold a crowbar.

Jake: " hey look at this crowbar"

Mike: " carefully it might have the Gordon Freeman effect on you"
Jake: * smashing boxes with said crowbar*

by notThepybro September 21, 2023

Christmas Gift Effect

When you get a gift for Christmas you may or may not have asked for, and use that gift for a week following Christmas. Then not ever use that gift following that week.

“I got a this cool wooden puzzle from my grandparents, but only played with it for a week. Christmas Gift Effect.*

by thehappycaucasian November 27, 2021

The Rob Lowe Effect

When you notice someone notice something.

The Rob Lowe Effect: While watching a meteor shower and seeing a big meteor, I noticed Jake was looking in the same direction and made an excited expression. I noticed Jake Noticing the Meteor. i.e. I noticed someone notice something.

by FunGuy Funk July 14, 2022

The Lost Puppy Effect

A type of attitude, behavior or personality exhibited in somewhat attractive men and women that causes them to come across as sad, lonely and weak. In some way or another, these people find relationships in which their lover finds their behavior cute or charming.

Often times, these relationships are short-lived due to the partner of the lost puppy realizing their lover is a total pussy.

As well as this, victims of the lost puppy effect are often unaware that they come across like this.

Michael got into another relationship! How?

Don't worry bro, it'll be over in a month.

How do you know?

Michael suffers from The Lost Puppy Effect.

Don't be like Michael.

by ThatGuyMichael June 18, 2022

Matt Smith Effect

When one finds themselves completely infatuated with any character played by Matt Smith, no matter how evil or manipulative said character is. Confusion plays a big role in this phenomena as overwhelming feelings of lust are met with strong twinges of guilt. See also the concept of “uglyhot” and the power of unconventional attractiveness.

“Why am I so unbelievably attracted to Prince Philip in Netflix’s The Crown?

“Don’t worry - you’re not actually attracted to the late Duke of Edinburgh - you’re just experiencing the Matt Smith Effect.”

by Late Night Thoughts September 12, 2022

The Buc-ee's Effect

The effect on highway traffic that the franchise buc-ees has months after opening a new location.

Did you see all the cars backed up 3 exits back.

Yeah they just opened a Bu-cee's about 3 months ago.

Oh so this is The Buc-ee's Effect

by RunicHydraDCCCX November 6, 2022

The Jason Mayer Effect

A narcissistic, dramatic, attention seeking, pathological liar, scandalous, opportunistic, person who not only embodies but has mastered every single clinical trait that defines a Narcissist. A person who uses others to get ahead, chews them up, spits them out. This lunatic of a person projects upon their victims the same disturbing character flaws that they use to destroy these very same victims and then use smear campaigns to manipulate others perceptions of who is the villain and who is the victim....most confuse the victim with the villain but don't be fooled. Best advice is to look for these traits and when you recognize them in an individual understand that The Jason Mayer Effect is a birth defect that can't be cured and run. These people cannot be rehabilitated for their is no cure.

Oh no! He is tucking his Weiner in his buttcheeks again...begging for attention by trying to fit in with the Trans community...how insulting ......must be plagued with The Jason Mayer Effect !!!

"That ugly as fuck white man in the heels best quit fucking my man before he gets his wannabe gender bender ass beat."

by LatinaTransGrrrl November 28, 2022