by saltbag` November 17, 2020
Get the BONERmug. When you get turned on so fast that your dick gets hard quicker than it can rearrange itself in your pants. Usually requires manual adjustment and is accompanied by drool and the inability to make rational decisions as lack of blood leaves your brain in a stupor.
Friend: “yo! Dude! Fix yourself! You got an insta-boner.”
Me: *babbles incoherently*
Friend: “Emily walked by, didn’t she?”
Me: “random jibberish* *fixes junk*
Me: *babbles incoherently*
Friend: “Emily walked by, didn’t she?”
Me: “random jibberish* *fixes junk*
by Fetch Stick August 25, 2018
Get the Insta-bonermug. ‘She didn’t need to flick her bean long before it was harder than his boner. Her bean boner was 100.
by noasweatt August 19, 2025
Get the Bean bonermug. I can’t believe she gave me a Red Bull Boner .
Yo bro, I tried that Red Bull Boner tactic.
All she wants is the Red Bull Boner.
Yo bro, I tried that Red Bull Boner tactic.
All she wants is the Red Bull Boner.
by Red Bull Boner February 16, 2024
Get the Red Bull Bonermug. When both you and your boss are excited to see each other, he hugs you from the back, reaches over with his right arm and holds your excited willy
Michael and Isaiah, we’re so excited to see each other after three day vacation Isaiah decided to give him an over the shoulder Boner holder which made Mike smile
by Mikeflower October 9, 2025
Get the Over the shoulder boner holdermug. Yo Allie is so hot
yeah and she smokes hella weed
aaah shit looks like I'm about to start getting it in with her
dude you're such a stoner boner
yeah and she smokes hella weed
aaah shit looks like I'm about to start getting it in with her
dude you're such a stoner boner
by ShadowFiend45 October 26, 2017
Get the Stoner Bonermug. by FesteringCunt October 11, 2025
Get the Dog Bonermug.