Stranger then a two headed Turkey.
When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.
When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.
David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.
by trickster29 July 30, 2024
A pseudo-sophisticated female who enjoys cheap wine as well as a penis sliding down her throat. Can be abbreviated to TBC
Mary: Give me some more wine! I'm feeling frisky.
Steve: Shut up, Mary! You're being a total two buck chick.
Steve: Shut up, Mary! You're being a total two buck chick.
by $2 Chuck February 12, 2014
Any time a fact or facts is known by more than one police officer any and all further evidence is tainted by a 2 hog wash!"
"Two hog wash!"
"Two hog wash!"
by Abbott December 04, 2022
A prison term for someone completing their sentence, walks out to the custody of officers that arrest them then transport them to jail to face more charges. Usually connected to the activity that got them prison in the first place. Charges that were set aside and "put on hold" while the person completed their time for what they were convicted of in trial or plea bargains. It can be very demoralizing to the individual charged. Usually pulled by authorities on someone that is a clear danger to society or just pissed someone off on the prosecution side deeply.
Sam just killed his number and walked out of the prison a free man and there were two Sheriffs waiting that arrested him at the gate and page two'd him. He was crying as they put in in the cop car.
One upmanship: "I went to Bali for a week" reply "sounds good, I just got back from a month in Europe" or "just had a shit" reply "man I just took 2 shits"
Oh no two shitted again!
by Messhall April 13, 2018
by Clyde Deerhyde November 05, 2023
A place where two homosexuals come to engage in sexual intercourse, usually involving fecal matter. Two room shithouses are notorious throughout the gay community and are even built by homosexuals.
"I can't find a dude that wants to bang anywhere!"
"Just go down to the two room shithouse. You're bound to take a dick there!"
"Just go down to the two room shithouse. You're bound to take a dick there!"
by Puffy Butthole August 24, 2022