Ivan: "I just took a massive dump, and when I was done, I stood up, but had to pinch off even more."
Philo: "Whoa, like déjà poo, dude."
Philo: "Whoa, like déjà poo, dude."
by flybak August 6, 2018

by Srkarl July 9, 2020

Kind of stool that you go "arrghhh" when pushing out but when you look in the toilet they are gone, disappeared, vanished in troubled waters...
- Who just destroyed the toilet?
- I did, soz.
- Dude, must've been terrible looking. You should've taken a photo of it and sent it to Guiness records.
- I didn't get a chance, was a pirate ship poo...
- I did, soz.
- Dude, must've been terrible looking. You should've taken a photo of it and sent it to Guiness records.
- I didn't get a chance, was a pirate ship poo...
by gerryseeds August 7, 2018

When your dog has to go outside and relieve itself. This refers to the dog having to both urinate and move it’s bowels .
by anonymous October 24, 2020

Poo is what comes out of your asshole it's just like shit that's because it is shit. Poo is brown and smells disgusting
Poo is shit
by Your real name is your real na October 19, 2019

When you hear something and you know somethings not right - something "fishy" Instead, you say I'm smelling poo
I hear that Bradford claimed on a birth certificate that a boy was his, but the kid looks nothing like him and blood type is different. I'm smelling poo. I think his wife Shirley put him up to signing a fraudulent birth certificate to hide the real fathers identity out of spite for the true father
by poida August 12, 2021
