iron banana

having a penis that has been through some tough wear and tear, such as broken cartilidge, a split urethra, etc.

"Damn, Jeff has an iron banana!"
"Your mom gave me an iron banana last night."

by Iron Banana November 19, 2015

Rusty Banana

You must eat a chipotle burrito with only beef and with the habenaro sauce earlier in the day. Bring a girl home and while having sex with her tell her to close her eyes and lie on her stomach. Then shit on her back. Can also be subbed with taco bell fire sauce.

"Yo did you bring jennifer back to your place?"
"yeah man, we hit chipotle and she really wanted to do it so i gave her a rusty banana afterwards"

by rustybanana March 29, 2016

banana sploat

A banana split and banana float together.

Yo it’s so hot out ima go get a banana sploat.

by Blahkaka December 24, 2018

banana fudge and crackers

Well to make it plain and simple no one knows what this entity is but eating this sad combination will make you sad but don’t worry it’s temporary… kind of. You see it’s addictive mixture makes you feel addicted to this substance and trust me a lot of research have done research but they are now addicted to the combination.

Jimmy bill Bob: HE YOU WANT TO EAT BANANA FUDGE AND CRACKERS

Devin: no I am already addicted to lean

by TOTALLYREALRESEARCHER December 31, 2022

Hot banana bread

Using warm monistat cream applied to the penis to treat a woman's yeast infection by having intercourse with her.

It was a bit chilly in the house and the wife was feeling frisky so I decided to give her the hot banana bread.

by Turtle dirt December 03, 2015

Ratchet Banana Festival

It's Conspiracy; Shook af

Bryan: Did you goto the Ratchet Banana Festival?
Dylan: I don't want to talk about it.

by JuiceTinTime March 14, 2018

Ratchet Banana Festival

It's conspiracy. Shook AF

Ben: Did you hear about the album?
Gionna: So Ratchet Banana Festival

Ben: Yasss girl!

by JuiceTinTime March 15, 2018