Top Baby

A dominant person in sex, who happens to be a baby

Naoki is a top baby, while his girlfriend Yuna is a bottom bitch.

by TaroChiMochi December 29, 2019

Lay of The Top

a girl or man has to give the person that showed you or sent you this head or let them smash

hey arianna look "show Lay of the Top" arianna starts giving head

by Starzza June 7, 2022

Top-brass

High command. Top notch. Best around.

Be on alert and watch your manners,top-brass is around.

by Randy goat fucker August 8, 2025

Top shelf wasted

When you go out drinking and get so wasted that you awake from your drinking coma days later.

Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.

"Awwww man last week I got top shelf wasted in Tuesday.... Woke up Friday with no flow."

by Greatpickle December 4, 2014

Top blumpking

Whilst leaving an upper decker in the toilet, receive a blumpkin.

Yeah bro, earlier things got spicy with the wife and me in the bathroom. We top blumpking in there twice!

by Hazeydays December 14, 2024

Transylvania Top

A blowjob from a vampire (or gothic person)

1 - And no mere mortal can resist the pleasure of the Transylvania Top.

2 - Robert: I was given a Transylvania Top last night.
Chad: Who gave you that?
Robert: Some goth girl i met last night. she could have been a vampire, but i don't know..

by The Unintelligent Librarian November 27, 2019

coon top

The forward combed hair of the wiley Afro-American male mimicking the brim of a baseball cap.

Hey coon top

by fluvio March 22, 2011