"So he found buried treasure while he was digging around in someone else's yard. Get this: he left it there, came back, and bought the property!"
"That's an old Iowa trick, friend."
"That's an old Iowa trick, friend."
by Cofveve July 27, 2017
Get the old iowa trickmug. When a middle aged man offers up his advice to a 20 year old, but the 20 year old never ask for it in the first place, and it's annoying as crap.
*20 year old me on a construction site rolling up an electric chord*
Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."
20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."
Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."
20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."
Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."
20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."
Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."
20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."
by survivalofthefittest78 May 30, 2018
Get the Old man wisdommug. A Caring older man able to engage in Conversation with Total Strangers by Noting Details of Coincidences that might link Shared Interests or Experiences.
He also 'Prays' in the suggestions he might make as he departs.
He also 'Prays' in the suggestions he might make as he departs.
Group of Stoners:
" Hey, are you the Loopy Old Guy we heard about?..."
Loopy Old Guy:
"I'm as Loopy as they come, and Thanks for the Compliment!"
Group of Stoners:
"You're Cool..."
Loopy Old Guy:
"Nice Jeep your driving, too... I was just Admiring this guy's Jeep over there... (gestures towards the other Jeep) ... Now, you all have fun... but, Please be careful out there!"
" Hey, are you the Loopy Old Guy we heard about?..."
Loopy Old Guy:
"I'm as Loopy as they come, and Thanks for the Compliment!"
Group of Stoners:
"You're Cool..."
Loopy Old Guy:
"Nice Jeep your driving, too... I was just Admiring this guy's Jeep over there... (gestures towards the other Jeep) ... Now, you all have fun... but, Please be careful out there!"
by Cap'n Coinkydink December 30, 2021
Get the loopy old guymug. by Old Balls Murphy November 17, 2023
Get the Old Ballsmug. Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Books
Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Bookss
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025
Get the Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Booksmug. 1) A gamemode in arras.io, where tanks can evolve into giant tanks called "dreadnoughts".
2) A gamemode in arras.io, where shapes spawn too often in the labyrinth and nonagons exsist.
2) A gamemode in arras.io, where shapes spawn too often in the labyrinth and nonagons exsist.
by bomberarrasio February 15, 2025
Get the old dreadnoughts arras.iomug. 