shit dick

1)One whos penis shows the remnants of fecal matter due to previous rectal encounters with another male. 2)One who is, or show features of a gay person. 3)General insult.

1)I see that shit dick come out of the gay bar every friday night! 2)Stop acting like such a shit dick! 3)Get out of my face shit dick!

by flyboy_21 March 16, 2003

Fingler Shit

when the walls of a women's vagina get pushed so far out that it splits down the middle

I gave that bitch the fingler shit

by RealJE September 8, 2009

Shit Beard

Self-explanatory - a beard-like coating of shit around one's chin and cheeks; usually self-induced

After Bobby chili dogged her, she shovelled it up into a shit beard and grinned.

by Tee Tee May 21, 2005

shit texting

The process of sending out text messages while one is otherwise preoccupied in the bathroom.

Shit texting helps me maximize my efficiency by allowing me to socialize with my friends while also taking care of business.

by jbuw April 25, 2008

Book Shit

To run away really, really fast.

eg. To book it, or to book shit

1. The cops are coming! Book shit, book shit!

by jonasballerk June 27, 2009

Shit Puke

verb: (1)the act of sitting on the toilet and excreting fecal matter whilst leaning into a near-by garbage can and/or sink and vomiting. Usually transpires after heavy drinking combines with copious amounts of food.
(2)the act of sitting on the toilet and excreting fecal matter, whenst you realize you must vomit, and you stand up, and turn around and puke all over your shit.

(1)My friend Clyde had a big dinner for his 21st birthday, then we went out and got him hammered drunk. When we returned to his domicile, he proceeded to head into the bathroom, drop his trousers, sit on the toilet, and Shit Puke for the next 2 hours. "Let it Ride."

(2)I was sitting with this chick in the living room of my friends house in college when I had to take a shit. I went into the basement (where there are no walls, just a toilet) and proceeded to shit-puke after too much Taco-Bell.

by Pooke May 21, 2009

shit block

When you are at work and you are taking a shit and another co-worker walks in the restroom and notices the locked stall door and walks right back out.

"I was taking a shit and Aaron took one step in the restroom and walked right back out."

"Yeah dude, thats called a shit block"

by Lewy23 April 22, 2008