Bitch ass mom

A mom that tolerates and helps out the deadbeat boyfriend of her daughter

I could have watched my daughter instead of your bitch ass mom.

by Anonbake February 11, 2018

gold star mom

A mother who became pregnant on her very first time having sex. Marital, obviously.

Gold Star Moms are very responsible guardians of their vaginas, and birth the healthiest babies. They are the antithesis of slutty single moms.

The cackling hens at the PTA meeting had no choice but to shutup and respect the authority of the Gold Star Mom.

by TheGoyWonder August 5, 2016

Egg Mom Muffin

Same as McDonald's Egg McMuffin, but homemade by your MOM

My Mom made me an Egg Mom Muffin for breakast this morning.

by Wendy's Fry Guy May 12, 2012

Your mom gay

No u

Mark:"you suck at this game"
Felix:"your mom gay"
Mark :"no u"

by 77donuts April 17, 2018

Ur Mom Gaei

the most devastating insult ever. Often paired with: Your dad lesbian

Your granny tranny

Your sister a mister

NO U

Ur mom Gaei
Ur granny tranny

by wHY DoNt I haVE A pENis October 10, 2018

Your mom's hairdresser

Used when in a your mom fights.
It's a grade higher than "your mom"

Joey: What's the name of that song?
Sally: Never gonna giv-
Mickey: It's called, your mom!
Joey: Well, your mom's hairdresser!
Mickey: :O
Sally: *Head-desk*

by Painthetownfred February 2, 2010

The Daylens Mom 2

same as thye last but lots of oral plus free bars of swowce

piss bitch fuck nigga my dick so hard oh my piss so hard oh wait what piss is hard? shut up nigga im cool - andrew tymchuk the daylens mom 2

by swowce September 17, 2019