Michael

My Beloved <3

Michael is a beautiful bean.

by EnragedBean March 26, 2021

Michael

A fucking idiot

-hey have you've been talking to Michael?
-no he's a fucking idiot

by nut monkey the third November 6, 2023

michael toombs

he is a god and everyone should worship him and his 2000 meter long dick.

michael toombs stole my bike, shoved it up the mail mans ass and then set fire to my dog.

by thegodking666 September 16, 2017

Michael

A baby ass bih, one who never leaves his dorm.

Dude: Hey man, you know that guy who never leaves his dorm?
Bro: Yeah dude! Hes such a Michael. Total opposite of a true G.
Dude: Yeah man, hes really not a real one he doesn't put a hunnet into life.

by Babes xx May 9, 2018

Michael Jones

a shitty history teacher at freedom school who's a dick. no one likes this guy.

Man I fucking hate Michael Jones' class!
friend: yeah me too!

by TheD1ddl3r December 3, 2024

the Michael Jordan of

Someone who is considered as the greatest in their respective sports

Messi is the Michael Jordan of football

by d3adp0ol23 January 31, 2024

Michael Jackson

the demon who killed tanjiro’s family

HEE HEE

benji: what’s your favorite music artist? I like Michael Jackson.
demon slayers: and i took that personally

by candice nut fit in yo mouf June 3, 2021