seafood house

A secret code - sometimes it’s a sign hanging above the garage. Ask your Italian ass father. He migh- know. Probably inappropriate, still unknown.

Neighbor one: “that’s a nice seafood house sign you got there!”

Neighbor two: “you fucking like that???”

by jessmannsucks June 23, 2018

Hathaway House

A place where inexperienced stupid males go under the impression they is a hot puss to be had. Poor ugly troll-like younglings are love bombed and overwhelmed by the sheer whoring skills of the Matrons vagina. Guarnteed to be still warm from the 13-60 year old that just blasted it full 30 minutes before you dropped in. You will believe her lies of being really wet and turned on for you, but actually its just another mans ejaculate you are licking and rubbing allover your cock balls and asshole. Like a puppy that knows no better you will give your self totally, to the Succubus's Charm. You will sacrifice your mind, body and spirit, and she will consume all while you are hexed and vexed whallering in other male jizz then she will spit out the shell that is left for you to die alone covered in seamen . Unless you are a smart young whelp and double wrap your penis and resist her whorecraft and hit it and make a smooth getaway as she is in the washroom and vanish with a quick witted excuse.. Other wise say your prayers you have been warned of the evil that lies within the house.

Diesel Dick #1 :Hey did you hear, Hathaway House has vacancy.
Invisible Dick #1: Id rather drink jet fuel and piss up a burning rope.

by Deviled Bacon July 19, 2022

beaver housing

when an ordinary woman turns to prostitution, and builds the construction to house alot of penis in her beaver. Then her gay lover comes in and she uses this term as a code name for the suprise mexican love tap

Mike " hey is your door unlocked ? "
Shazza " my beaver is itchy "
Mike " must be the new tenants "
Shazza " gotta stop beaver housing "

by Kluckapps October 13, 2007

Corona housing

Living together with your boyfriend or girlfriend during the Lockdown while before you lived spereratly. Sheer do to the fact that otherwise you're not allowed to meet each other during the Lockdown.

Jack and Jill are Corona housing. They are living together during the Lockdown.

by Jay the first March 25, 2020

Happy meal house

A standard looking house that gives a subpar house normally bought by a family of modest means

That house is a 3/1 with no dining room, definitely a happy meal house

by tyrooo123 March 3, 2023

fet house

Fetish House

Get to the fet House for your stuff bro

by ThomasWest October 19, 2021

Willy House

A figurative location in black culture referring to one's relationship status used to determine if someone is sexually available. Individuals who claim to be "good in the willy house" are presently satisfied with their current relationship status, whereas those who claim to be "outside" or not "good" in the willy house are unsatisfied and/or sexually available.

Ex. 1
Ayo shawty real quick wus good in the willy house w'chu? (are you sexually available)

We ousside if u feel me. (I am)

Ex. 2
Hey wya in the willy house? (Are you happy relationship-wise)

Nah man, my bitch she ain't wanna fuck.

by isurvived3/1mystershit February 15, 2024