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fuck the universe

A vindictive statement against "The Secret," and persons practicing "The Secret." Usually stated after an undeserving slew of what would typically be labelled as negative karmic occurances against oneself.
Being denied a promotion or being passed over despite doing extremely well at your job. "I didn't get the assistant manager job?!? The janitor did?!?!?!? Fuck the universe!!!"
by FTUProg November 7, 2013
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Fuck Boy

Fuckboy

A BOY who is yet to act like a real man. Typically is a lame hipster who tries to be "unique" with lame hairstyles and lame beards. A fuckboy will come off as a sweet and caring guy at first. He will try to convince you that you're the perfect girl and that he is "different" than most. He spends most of his life trying to convince others he's a good person, when in reality he's scum. He blames everyone else for his "life problems" and doesn't know how to own up to anything wrong he does. He will eventually start treating you poorly and pull it off as though it was your fault so when he cheats on you, you are to blame.. do not fall for his lies. Fuckboys are typically very manipulative and narcissistic. He will continue to beg for forgiveness to keep getting what he wants, but in the end he will only break your heart. He will lie to you about everything and you will come to find out he wasn't the person he pretended to be and once the truth is reveled, you will more than likely never hear from him again as he moves on to his next victim or returns to his secret hidden family. This is the true definition of the ultimate fuckboy.
That Fuck Boy lied to me again and cheated on me again! I can't believe I keep falling for his lies!
by Fuckboy expert February 12, 2017
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rabbit fuck

during intercourse, to hump as fast as you can, like it's a race to bust a nut.. as if you don't care about the other person, you're just here for you.
guy 1: "HAHAH YOU HAD SEX WITH JESSICA? EWWW!"
guy 2: "shut up dude, rabbit fuck"
guy 1: "oh."
by mitsu mike December 7, 2006
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fuck off

when someone is being bothered by another person and is starting to get really pissed off and wants them to just go away or shut up
Jon: Yo give me $2.50 for lunch, I have no money.
Chris: No
Jon: Please yo, don't be a fag, I'm hungry
Chris: Fuck off Jon!
by LILR22 February 19, 2008
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fuck junkie

Fuck Junkie is a person who cant get enough of sex
justine is a fuck junkie because she wants to fuck everyone
by Liam Kibbey-Newman September 12, 2006
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fucking boot

Derogatory name for Marine or Navy recruit.
Also, derogatory name usually used by someone that previously served or is serving in the U.S. Marines for person assuming new position or assignment.
Throwing something out or kicking someone out.
Private Smith is a fucking boot.
Don't expect much from the new guy, he's just a fucking boot.
My television finally quit, so I gave it the fucking boot.
Jim does nothing around here...I feel they should give him the fucking boot.
by Steve Koenig November 23, 2007
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Fuck hound

A women who is nothing more then a body for you to fuck. A women that come's over for sex at your comand only. And will leave at your comend also needs very little other then a good job afterword. A fuck hound is not the same as a fuck buddy because u are not friends with her or you do not need to come over when she needs it.
Man Amy is such a fuck hound she all ways goes over to David's for sex.
by Biochemboy December 23, 2008
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