Singing Bird

The name of the noise that is made when you stub your toe or smash your balls on a broad or sharp object.

*High pitched screech*

Oh man nice singing bird, your balls ok?

by PeckerWrecker69 May 24, 2018

Turd bird

A bird the drops turds on you

Hey that turd bird just dropped a turd on me

by Bfhxndix November 2, 2019

bash the butcher bird

A euphemism for female masturbation. The male equivalent would be choking the chicken.

Sue was so excited she stopped work to go bash the butcher bird.

by Jocky210 September 1, 2025

papa birding

When renowned whisky expert and all-around great guy Dave Broom dribbles whisky from his mouth into a (willing) participant’s mouth, and then provides on-the-spot tasting notes.

“Oh wow! Look at Sherry over there papa birding - I wonder how much she had to pay for that.”

by tdims December 9, 2023

Bird hunting

When you are on the hunt for things to re reowner items you can grab and re sell for a profit

Me an my homie got some bad ass shit when we went bird hunting yesterday

by Wylder youngan April 5, 2023

early bird hustle

One who sneaks out of work and leaves early.

Hey have you seen Fernando? Naw man I think he did an early bird hustle today.

by DBoy June 27, 2014

stomped a bird

when you get rid of some annoying person in your life

Guy 1: Hey man how's joe doing?
Guy 2: Good, he just stomped a bird.
Guy 1: Sick

by yaboicuulin September 29, 2017