Eat my ass

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An edible chocolate anus

I am so hungry so I just wanna eat my ass

by marcotoa January 21, 2025

eat my brain

A more aggressive, in-depth, informative approach to picking ones brain for information.

Adjective: "Hey Steve, I know you really want to come work at the company I'm at. Want to eat my brain about it over drinks later? "

by @black_forests April 27, 2017

Glue Eating Jaw

Is a term to describe people who have a tiny little baby mouth with a mammoth of a chin like that shit head Jay Leno, This tiny little mouth is perfect for inserting the head of a glue bottle and the inside of their mouth is big enough to hold many bottles of glue.

Look at that cuck Richard he's got a real glue eating jaw

by Little shit head named Dale February 09, 2021

Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

you're getting exactly what's tagged

person 1: holy shit this character just jumped off a cliff why would the author write this
person 2: was it tagged with Dead Dove: Do Not Eat?
person 1: yeah
person 2: thats your fault bud they warned you

by robynn_ January 25, 2025

eating beak

The licking of another person's asshole.

I'd been eating beak for hours before I realized that I had a hoof stuck between my teeth.

by Purina Princess December 17, 2011

eating jizz

When you eat something you think is one thing, but it turns out to be something else. Like trying to eat frosting but it turns out to be Crisco.

I ate jizz when I was 8. I felt so embarrased. I'm going to make sure I'm not eating jizz again.

by Wifflum January 02, 2022

Hate Eat

the act of picking out the least favourite chocolate, candy or any assorted type of food and eat it first just to get it out of the way.

"I don't necessarily *hate* Bounty chocolates.. I just...Hate Eat them so I can move on and start eating the rest of the celebrations tub"

by raslie April 02, 2021