Chocolate Rain

A revenge term for when you find out your gf is cheating on you and instead of breaking up with her, you hit her with a chocolate rain. First, you take a bunch of laxatives before sex and make sure you are pounding doggy style. Then, right as you are about to bust your load, you pull out and swiftly hop forward like a kangaroo and cover her head with a concoction of cum and diarrhea. The key is to make sure this all takes place in HER bed and once you are done, you hold up both middle fingers and walk out with a huge smile.

Mike: Dude I had some wicked sex last night, I must’ve busted like 6 times.

Stoney: Bruh, my gf is a total gutter slut and cheated on me with some douchewad. So I acted like I didn’t know and I hit her with the gnarliest chocolate rain. It was glorious.

Mike: Bro.... NICE!!!!

by Stoney69 January 9, 2019

Cherry chocolate

To be darkskinned and have red bone skin complexion they usually have long dicks

My boyfriends got a cherry chocolate booty

by Savy my nigga January 11, 2019

Hot Chocolate

Diarrhea

It's fucking Diarrhea. Hot Chocolate is Diarrhea.

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by Malware. January 14, 2019

chocolate thunder

A nickname for Lori

I gave a friend named Lori, but she likes to be called chocolate thunder.

by Krissi7744 June 14, 2018

Bob Chocolate

The word Bob Chocolate is very important and means a lot for some people. It is also only used by the coolest, and most retarted people.

Guy: Man, I wish I could use the word Bob chocolate, but I'm not retarded enough. *Sigh*

by RoseAndDagger28 July 16, 2018

Hudson Hot Chocolate

When a black girl sits on your face and shits in your mouth.

Last night Shaniqua gave me a Hudson Hot Chocolate and it was wicked pissah.

by Hudson Hoe Handler July 22, 2018

Chocolate kiss

The kiss-like mark you leave on toilet paper when you wipe your ass

I left a chocolate kiss

by I hate living in Indiana August 6, 2018