side boner

When you flip the side pockets of your pants inside-out creating a penis looking shape which is referred to a "side boner".

Speaker 1: "Hey, why do you have a side boner?"
Speaker 2: "Oh, I must've gotten it when I was searching through my pockets looking for my keys."

by Vaginal Destroyer December 8, 2013

Boner Breaker

The default image that a guy thinks of as an attempt to stop himself from becoming fully erect when it isn't appropriate...

Dude... You're in High School now... You need to have some kind of Boner Breaker

by Pit Pat Piper May 10, 2016

Golden Boner

A Golden Boner is when you have the biggest and hardest boner in your entire life

"Dude I have a fucking golden boner right now and it's freakin huge!"

by Jacrispy.is.da.boss May 26, 2016

On it like a boner

I will get the task completed like my life depends on it.

Something you are desperate to get to, to experience or to complete.

Boss: I need that report, Dhiraj

Dhiraj: I'm on it like a boner

by tapiocajoe May 20, 2024

reverse boner

when ones penis retracts back into their body due to the event of hearing something unattractive.

man one: dude, I just took a HUGE shit, you gotta see it!!

man two: bro, that just gave me a reverse boner.

by BoxIconer May 2, 2022

pickle boner

a pickle that has an extraordinarily long tip

Mark was eating a pickle boner today.

by lunarWorldZ May 27, 2022

Boner Waster

When a Bitch makes u get a boner and has no intention on fucking you.

This Bitch I know is a Boner Waster but she is Fine as Fuck and I want to do her.

by Dankxs February 22, 2015