Canadian cow pie

When someone diarrhea shits their pants in sub zero temperatures and it insanity freezes to their ass hairs

He has a canadian cow pie because it's -20 degrees outside

by Ginger Savage February 17, 2021

Wookie Pie

The act of ejaculating into a womans vagina which also happens to be covered in copious ammounts of pubic hair.

Guy 1: my Stepsister has a hairy snatch.

Guy 2: she doesnt visit the hygene isle?

Guy 1: Mah, i asked her to grow it out so i could give her a Wookie Pie

by Sir Fairweather May 19, 2021

Beryllium Pie

A Beryllium Pie is a pie, normally of sweet origins (e.g. apple pie) with cocaine mixed into the filling and/or pastry.

"Did we cook that Apple pie right? I don't feel so good..."
"You idiot. You 24 karat idiot. That was a Beryllium Pie. What a total idiot.."

by C L G June 28, 2018

pie stabber

Another phrase for nose

Keep your pie stabber out of this

by helsteeth April 06, 2017

vegan meat pie

When multiple gay guys run a train on a girl.

“Hey Susie, I got a vegan meat pie this weekend, it was great”

by ApplejacksCereal January 27, 2019

Kentucky Moon Pie

When a man cums in between the ass cheeks of another man and smashes his cheeks together creating a moon pie.

Collin gave Kyle a Kentucky Moon Pie and now he has a rash on his butt.

by Underseige89 August 17, 2021

Chili Pot Pie

To spray chili into a girls vagina.

I took my girl out for Mexican food last night and gave her a sexy dessert of chili pot pie when we got home.

by Doeschna March 18, 2017