zipperhead

when a guy closes a zipper on the head of his dick.

Ted (holding himself): Owwwww!
Billy: What's wrong with you?
Ted: I zipperheaded myself when I went to the bathroom...

by modernmusicisstupid July 14, 2010

zipper

the white dotted line on the roads

that jackass is riding the zipper

by transporter74 July 31, 2009

Rusty zipper

When a man's butt hairs dread together from not showering.

"I've been on this greyhound bus for four days, haven't changed my underwear, eating nothing but Mexican food. I have a wretched rusty zipper "

by Nastycar August 19, 2015

Zipper Kid

Same definition, see Pillow Kid

James Jennings is such a zipper kid, yesterday we were having a nerf war and I shot him in the eye so he cried and went home, and the nerf war was ruined.

by Steven Dayton October 25, 2004

Zippergate

When a guy goes to undo a girl's zipper before doing the dirty, and it gets stuck so neither of them can get it undone.

Dave had zippergate happen to him so we gave him a can of WD-40.

by jellybean_gurl November 28, 2006

Zasperratic

A mood in which a person's mind is behaving spontaneously and erratically

I'm so zasperratic today, i just blurted out that I wanted a talking giraffe to go clubbing with me, and that he'll see which women are whores, and that i should stay away from them, and i'll listen 'cause he's my best friend and knows what's good for me.

by Jsrph January 16, 2011

zipper fart

In girls- the kind of fart that travels up the front of your pants (your zipper) instead of just out the back.

Oh girl, that zipper fart just tickled!

by 110girl March 2, 2017