Stab Yourself In The Stomach Day

Stab Yourself In The Stomach Day is a world wide celebration in the 18th of April where everyone picks a sharp object and repeatedly stab themselves in the stomach because some Urban Dictionary Page said to do so.
If said page also appears on a social platform with some hilarious music in the background then I'm sorry, it's clear that you must do it now. The 13 year olds compel you.

-Please oh god please, I don't wanna do it. Not when I'm about to achieve my most desired dreams! There must be another way!

-There's no escape. The Stab Yourself In The Stomach Day has no escape. The meme is clear and there's no discussion. Do it. Pick up the metal bar. Don't force me to do it myself.

by CDWLT April 9, 2022

kill yourself

the thing people say to their friends all the time because they love each other so much <3

Jimmy: hey SteeringWheelFaceReveal did you see the new Fortnite season?
Steeringwheelfacereveal: Kill yourself
Jimmy: fair point

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 12, 2023

Kiss Yourself

When somebody tells you to “kys” on the internet, they mean to kiss yourself/ (K.Y.S)!

JamesEpicgamer294: Kys, loser!

lilgoatcheese: “huh… doesnt that mean ‘Kiss Yourself’? Okay so he just told me to kiss myself? Okay then!, *kisses forearm*.”

lilgoatcheese: okay, i just did.

JamesEpicgamer294: what..?

by Bandit6O August 4, 2023

to cartoon yourself

(in Russian изображать: конкретно испоганить и испохабить образ и подобие по которому вас создал бог)

for a person who is neither a comedy actor nor a clown by profession to make a buffone of themselves in public.

don't try to cartoon yourself in public, unless of course you work in a circus

by Sexydimma April 10, 2015

You're getting beside yourself

My Grandma was Southern born and raised, so a lot of Southern Dialect , sayings and nuances were little lessons throughout my life. One of those sayings that I favored is " You're getting besides yourself"- My grandma would say this to me anytime she felt I was trying to "show off", "Act up" or get "too cutesy". It was a soft way of saying, "get back in line", or "get yourself together", "humbly thyself". It is usually used by someone elder or maternal/paternal, is helpful and surely is an expression of love!

You better stop misbehaving young lady, you're getting beside yourself...

by TheGiftedSeer February 26, 2023

Go fuck yourself nigger

Mostly said towards black people. If you are not black and the context isn't a hateful one, this can also be used ironically in a friendly conversation.

man 1: Have you met my sister?
man 2: More than met her, dude.
man 1: Go fuck yourself, nigger.

example 2:
man 1: go play another game you're so bad at this lol
man 2: Go fuck yourself nigger

by Sheeba the third April 23, 2023

National Kill Yourself Day

This day happens on June 13th

Jimson: Today is national kill yourself day! *puts gun in mouth*
Brimson: Do it! Do it!
BANG!
Brimson: yipee

by Hydrogen Superiority June 12, 2023