Peruvian snake wrap

The act of two homosexual males scissoring while inserting their penises into the other persons butthole, thus causing a snake wrap. This was invented in the great 1800’s when male homosexuality was at its peak in Peru.

Hey, I was with my boy toy last night, and we preformed the Peruvian snake wrap. That shit hit different.

by Perforatereaper March 19, 2021

well, wrap my dick in a blanket

An expression of surprise and disbelief. similar to "well, I'll be" or "I've seen it all"..... but with more dick

So, you're telling me that you are a doctor AND a lawyer!? Well, wrap my dick in a blanket! What a story!

by Chicken Chicken Pumpernickle December 9, 2016

spat wrap

tape that goes around your cleats while playing a sport, most often found in football.

That player spatted his cleats for the game. spat wrap

by Spat king October 28, 2010

stephenville suran wrap surprise

the act of wrapping your partners head using a whole roll of duct tape leaving only a mouth hole. then using her mouth for oral pleasure. the surprise is how she will get 100 ft of duct tape off of her head!!!

billy: i gave cindy a stephenville suran wrap surprise !!!
tommy: how was it ??
billy: it was awesome till i couldnt figure out how to get all of that duct tape off. i had do ditch her !!!

by bg perm November 21, 2010

cunt wrap supreme

Another term used for Taco Bell's Crunch Wrap Supreme
Also a great joke to play on employees

Yo Leo, I'm gonna get me one of those cunt wrap supremes!!

by ElusiveH April 24, 2006

its a wrap

a phrase commomly used to suggest that your relationship is over, used in a song by Mary J. Blige..

It's a wrap
Why you go and do me like that
I thought the love was good
But I misunderstood baby...mary j blige

by Cassie July 5, 2004

glad wrap

That plastic shit that you put over your face when you wanna hot plate or shower curtain, you can also use it to cover food and put it in the fridge, but wtfdt?

Glad wrap is the shiz I wanna cover some cheez wid it.

by Gohn Gardenza January 10, 2009