Wrangle My Garfield

The act of masturbating while your cat watches

I think I need to run home and Wrangle My Garfield, IF you know what I mean.

by Ahhh-rob February 22, 2011

Wrangled Testes

The squished appearance of a man's tenders when his Wranglers (or any pants really) are too tight.

Did you see the cowboy on the dance floor?

How could I miss those Wrangled testes?

by prplmama October 26, 2011

wrangled pussy

An explicit image of a very old, very dry, vaginal area.

Bill was looking up some granny porn because he really likes that wrangled pussy.

by Socialsecuritycheck August 24, 2017

Wranger

A red haired person

That smoking wranger was fine as!

by Skidmeister October 24, 2018

wranger punch

A game where if you see a wranger walk by you punch your friend and shout “Wranger Punch!” You have to say sorry after wranger punching your friend.

“Wranger Punch”
*punch*

“Ow, what was that for”
“There is a wranger over there”

by Imar Nons May 17, 2023

Wranglefag

n. Person that tends to get down and dirty in the acts of homosexuality. Mainly used as an insult upon people that piss one off.

Also used to describe redneck assholes in wrangler jeans.

You're wearing wranglers again? Sweet mercy you're a wranglefag.

by T.E.A.P.O.T. August 7, 2008

wranger

Pasty skin, tall, red hair, usually hiding it under a hat. Is often labelled as hideous/disgusting/omg. They are some of the most vile creatures ever to be emmitted from a mothers womb.

Oh look at those bunch of wrangers, isnt that just sad

by jjjrulez July 2, 2006