Windows 98

Ok! all you people saying it sucks and shit! it sucks now because its like over 10 years old and its no even supported! Back than it was like state-of-the-art!

Kid: Windows 98 sucks! It wont even run a programed designed specifically for windows vista!

Me: NO SHIT! ITS ONLY FOR WINDOWS VISTA YOU PIECE OF SKIN!

kid kills himself.

by wesikens March 3, 2008

Windows ME

Crap os that i have unfortunately got install on my pc. The ME part is an abbreviation of many errors

RRRRGH Windows ME crashed again i wish i had XP any donations send to.......(deleted)

by ben December 14, 2003

windows 1.01

The greatest version of Windows ever, because it was the first one to ever exist for the general public.

Released on November 20, 1985, Windows 1.01 does not even require a hard disk to function, something you rarely see in modern versions of Windows.

Windows 10 User: What version of windows is this?
Retro user: Windows 1.01.
Windows 10 User: Windows 10.1? What??
Retro user: This is Windows 1.01 from 1985.

by kevindong October 14, 2017

Window of Neglect

(idiom) -the digital preview or buffer of any form of realtime direct communication to an individual that gives them advanced knowledge of digital message without tripping any evidence (i.e. read receipts)that would prove the message was read by the receiving party, with this advanced info one can choose to either acknowledge and answer the text or blatantly ignore and deny that you were even aware of it existence thus free of blame.

-Technologically created space between a person and a digital message allowing the individual to side step its acknowledgement avoiding accountability by way of ignorance.

"The window of neglect will surely lead you to the hall of empty promises."

by DEADMEAT September 1, 2020

micro-window

The act of resizing e-mail and chat windows to the smallest size readable, limiting visibility to bosses and co-workers, in an attempt to conceal being lazy, slack, or unproductive.

Mike was caught reading his personal emails, so now resorts to micro-windowing.

by Brentobox88 November 30, 2009

Steamy Windows

When a girl is wearing glasses and you cum in her eye and watch her glasses steam up that is now what you call steamy windows

Oh lads I shot my load last night and the bitch couldn't see because she had steamy windows

by Mr Fox 91 March 9, 2020

Windows Hour

When one is transferring files in Microsoft Windows, Windows will attempt to tell you how long it's going to take. A Windows hour can be 20 minutes, or it can be 5 hours. No one really knows!

I'm transferring 150 Gb of files to an external drive. It's currently sitting at 101 with an "hour" left. That's a Windows Hour, mind you.

by Kay Web September 10, 2010