Willow

A pussy ass nigga who talks shit and thinks he the shit

U a willow and I'm finna take yo girl

by Beasts 89 October 9, 2017

Holly Willoughby

A good way of attracting men of all ages to watch saturday morning kids tv.

If your a bloke, you'l know who she is.

by eddy256 September 1, 2005

willow

1. lame; weak; pussy-like; the opposite of being "hard"
2. Donahoe

My name is Donahoe, but you can call me Willow.
Willow, you turned me into a goat.

by poonany master February 2, 2004

Willow

She gets around with the guys. Self centred and always puts herself first. The guys don't really love her they just want sex with an experienced girl.

Person 1: I banged a girl the other night
Person 2: Thats not much of an achievement I've banged her too, she's a bit of a willow

by bangher and mash April 13, 2015

Willow

A crazy lying controlling ex don’t date a willow

I would never ever go back to willow

by Bigdaddy217 February 15, 2019

Penis Willikers

An exclamation expressing surprise, similar to "gee Willikers", but used when angry and/or flustered.

Penis Willikers! The new Halo game got old quick, but for three months before it was released, Dave used to have a popcorn shrimp over it like it's such a BIG deal.

by Wizard Toast October 14, 2010

Willow

Skipping class to: take a heaping shit, drop the kids off at the pool, curl one out, lay a coiler, or deliver a steemah.

Where is she?
Mate - she must of gone for a willow.

by Powney-loving August 22, 2011