Willy napkin

A willy napkin is when some one ejects there jizz ( sperm ) into a tissue and then some one blows there nose in it ... or it can be used to abuse some think .

haha you just blew your nose in a willy napkin .

by Cgl_96 February 28, 2010

road willy

One who gets a blow job while driving.

I asked her to give me a road Willy!

by Cliffs October 16, 2017

blackeyed willie

A hickie on the head of a mans dick

Robert looked pretty funny getting out of his shower cuz Kim gave him a blackeyed willie

by messy bun December 28, 2017

Willy Waggler

Someone who is a keen masturbater.

Mom: 'Just caught Andy jerking off again'

Dad: 'Again?! He's a right little Willy Waggler isn't he'

by Comfy94s July 12, 2011

little willy

a song from the 1972 by a british glamrock band called "sweet"

Little Willy by sweet

North side , east side
Little Willy, Willy wears the crown, he's the king around town
Dancing, glancing
Willy drives them silly with his star-shine shimmy, shuffle down
Way past one, and feeling alright
'Cause with little Willy 'round they can last all night
Hey down, stay down, stay downtown

'Cause little Willy, Willy won't go home
But you can't push Willy 'round, Willy won't go
Try tellin' everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won't go home

Up town, downtown
Little Willy, Willy drives them wild with his run-around style
Inside, outside
Willy sends them silly with his star-shine, shimmy shuffle smile
Mama done chase Willy down through the hall
But laugh, Willy, laugh, he don't care at all
Hey down, stay down, stay downtown

'Cause little Willy, Willy won't go home
But you can't push Willy 'round, Willy won't go
Try tellin' everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won't go home

Little Willy, Willy won't
Willy won't, Willy won't
Little Willy, Willy won't
Willy won't, Willy won't
Little Willy, Willy won't
Willy won't, Willy won't
Little Willy, Willy won't
Willy won't, Willy won't

Little Willy, Willy won't go home
But you can't push Willy 'round, Willy won't go
Try tellin' everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won't go home

Little Willy, Willy won't go home
But you can't push Willy 'round, Willy won't go
Try tellin' everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won't go home

" remember that little willy song from the 70s, it was addicting"

by kennethyorkm May 10, 2006

bruce willis

Bruce willis can single handidly take out 21 russian mercinaire,s with no shoes on!

graham: oi steve put some shoes on and change your burgandy trousers.

Everyone: laughs.

steve: carfull ill pull of a bruce willis.

by rodam July 11, 2006

Willy Head

1. A phrase often used to inform someone of the fact that their head has similar visual qualities to that of the male genitalia.

2. I playground insult, possibly the most effective of them all

3. Two totally unrelated words that have been placed side by side.

(All definitions exemplified by my marvelous assistants John and Martin)

1. John - Hey Martin, your head resembles a penis...

Martin - Are you saying that I have a Willy Head?

John - It appears so...

Martin - Huh

*Both walk off*

2. Martin - Oii John, I'm better than you at Football

John - Willy Head!

*Martin backs off*

3. John - Willy... Head

Martin - That was random.

John - Indeed.

by worriedsmiley.com July 4, 2011