Morris's Theorem

Every single, solitary, girl -- no exceptions -- looks better with longer hair than shorter hair.

I thought this girl was bad, but then I remembered Morris's Theorem and thought about how she's wasting her potential.

by Jimmy Cooks 17 February 11, 2025

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christopher morris byrd

A guy who is very cute and funny. Has once lived at 1052 Grove parkway and loves all men. He likes to nap and is an overall top 10 hottest men to walk the earth.

That Christopher Morris byrd is very curvy.

by Poopy_pants22 November 23, 2021

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Morris.

MORRIS.:
Handsome young man and very cool person. They are very smart and loyal. Even though they are very quiet, their actions speaks louder.

The guy everyone was thinking about is Morris.

by Cynott November 23, 2021

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George Morris

Unit of measurement of mass, power, amount of food, size, weight.
A mythological creature beyond human comprehension.

Hi I'll have one George Morris please.

Tony consumed a metric George Morris of cans at the weekend.

Police have seized a George Morris of cocaine off the coast of England.

He's a George Morris

by thundercunt101 June 1, 2023

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A Gemini who good at communicating from all points. Handsome and beloved individual. May not play well with those in leadership of lower IQ and EQ. Descendent of the Brown skinned individuals. Enjoys debate, finer things in life, great father figure. Kevin Morris means good at debate.

Defined as "Wow, have you seen the president today? He was such a Kevin Morris on the podium today in congress."

by Cross Reigns June 9, 2023

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