where my snitches at

A Harry Potter nerd's version of the common, "Where my bitches at" Snitches are a type of ball used in the wizarding world's game "Quidditch" the other types of balls (Not dicks) are the quaffle , the two bludgers , and the ball that this WHOLE FUCKING DEFINITION is based on, the golden snitch

Harry potter nerd: Yo, where my snitches at
Non-potterhead: WTF

by FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF July 14, 2016

fatter where it counts

A phrase a perverted guy says to a girl. Meaning he wants to smash her or meaning she has a nice ass.

Oh yea she is fatter where it counts

by isuckdickforliving January 24, 2018

where your sanity is

Hard to find, when the world seems to have lost its way.

All day she had been battered by fearsome news, exhausted by screen time, assaulted by warnings. Getting into bed - where she had worked since morning - she asked herself, "It's ten o'clock, do you know where your sanity is?" And her answer was, "Not really, no."

by Monkey's Dad May 28, 2020

The room where it happens.

A term named after the song "The Room Where it Happens" in the musical Hamilton. This term is used by few but basically means, your moms bedroom, the living room, etc. Can also be used in it's original context of " I wish I was there when it happened. "

" Dude, last night I was in the room where it happens. "

" Fuckin' epic, dude. "

by VixenSynth_ February 1, 2023

That's where the cats live

Creepy explanation of noise

"What was that weird noise?"

"Oh, that's where the cats live."

Side note: you can use this even if there are no cats.

by Melena February 14, 2013

where are my eggs

‘Where are my eggs’ is a phrase a man will say when he see’s that his balls are so small, and lose them. Alternatively, a supposed ‘man’ will figure out he is actually a she, or woman.

Dallon: ‘Where are my eggs?’

Bredndon: ‘I don’t know, maybe you’re a chick’

Dallon: ‘Well if I can’t find them for you to suck, I needto suck you’res’

by Kipity August 25, 2018

Where's Waldo Weiner

A weiner so small that children look for it in books.

"Damn, that guy will never get laid with that where's waldo weiner."

by personwhodoesntgiveafuck May 29, 2015