Wee-Taw

A softened version of an unacceptable English term for canines that act goofy and/or idiotic at baseline.

Those wee-taws went to the wrong door again to get into the house!

Can somebody please let out the wee-taws before they piss in the house?

I took the wee-taws for a walk, but they’re still experiencing withdrawal from their Prozac.

by maevcore May 13, 2023

wee dog

Goes by weed also but is a rare breed of dog you can eat and chew on.

Yo bro wanna go get some weed? ;)
You talking about that wee dog? Oh yeah definitely.

by iTOLDyouiSPEAKFaCtZ101 August 21, 2021

Wee yy

A wee yy is a crazy person who is loyal as he'll but crazy and will do you right in. A wee yy lives on white wine

I am scared of the wee yy

by kennyboy68 June 22, 2019

wee wanker

Common non gender specific Northern Irish parlance for a child or youth who is misbehaving.

Can also be used on the vertically challenged.

Look you wee wanker, if you don't buck up your ideas I will be setting the dogs on you...

by Mr John Longcock September 17, 2022

wee calf

The punchline of a Scottish joke. Wee calf sounds like week off when they Scottish say it because of the slang they commonly use

Why did the cow go on holiday

-because it had a wee calf

by Bum chum 64 February 7, 2018

Wee Tan

When someone is taking a piss or you are taking a piss and you get sprayed by it

Man, I was so desperate for a piss, that I squatted over the loo seat and pushed out my wee quicker than intended and it sprayed all over my legs resulting in a Wee Tan

by Superhotlondongal October 14, 2015

brain wee

A brain wee is when one finds something hilariously bloody funny but one cannot react as one’s spouse or company cannot know!

Ash, one cannot divulge out loud darling! One must keep this text between us- do not react - we must just do our best to keep this quiet and simply have a brain wee- rather than letting out a large, erratic , full hearted laugh with a bit of released wee! 😉

by Ash & kezza August 3, 2019