A sanity wank is when you get so wound up and frustrated and the only way to cure it is via masturbation, so to stop yourself going insane you have a sanity wank
Sarah is such a tease, she was winding me up all night, I had to have a sanity wank when i got home or I swear I would of gone insane
by Lostpure August 25, 2010
Get the Sanity Wankmug. by violet_ultra June 22, 2014
Get the wank upmug. To describe a situation or occasion beneath ones-self, comparable to being beneath ones lowest level of masturbation.
An act that does not live up to expectation
An act that does not live up to expectation
John: Hey bill, have you seen that new horror movie, ya know the one that's really sick?
Bill: Yeah Ive seen it and trust me its 'not worth a wank'
Bill: Yeah Ive seen it and trust me its 'not worth a wank'
by Myerpheus April 12, 2012
Get the Not Worth a Wankmug. When a man decides to wear a condom,during masterbation.
generally performed when cleanliness is paramount.
performing a gentlemans wank gives the man a sense of chivalry.
generally performed when cleanliness is paramount.
performing a gentlemans wank gives the man a sense of chivalry.
Hey man,was up in the hotel room a while a ago,had a gentlemans wank.
hey man,had a couple of spare condoms,so i belted out a quick gentlemans wank.
had to be carefull,so i had a gentlemans wank.
hey man,had a couple of spare condoms,so i belted out a quick gentlemans wank.
had to be carefull,so i had a gentlemans wank.
by Roland 808 March 19, 2009
Get the Gentlemans wankmug. by shyjason September 5, 2005
Get the wank troughmug. 1. Porn used to get you in the mood for a wank.
2. Any pictures or videos a man can look at to assist in the wanking process. Doesn't have to be porn, can be any old picture of someone fully dressed, just as long as it gets you in the mood for a wank.
2. Any pictures or videos a man can look at to assist in the wanking process. Doesn't have to be porn, can be any old picture of someone fully dressed, just as long as it gets you in the mood for a wank.
That pic of Jessica Simpson is just the wank ammo I need. See ya in a little while.
The bra ad in the local newspaper is great wank ammo.
The bra ad in the local newspaper is great wank ammo.
by cunning stunt October 14, 2005
Get the wank ammomug. You've found a potential fuck buddy! But you aren't sure if you actually want to fuck them...
Are you just horny and desperate?
Have a clarity wank!
Wank.. then look at your next potential fuck buddy online to see if you think they are still hot after you've blown your load.!
Are you just horny and desperate?
Have a clarity wank!
Wank.. then look at your next potential fuck buddy online to see if you think they are still hot after you've blown your load.!
Boy 1: So did you fuck that girl?
Boy 2: No I had a clarity wank and decided she's not really that hot
Boy 2: No I had a clarity wank and decided she's not really that hot
by BankAllDay69 January 22, 2015
Get the clarity wankmug.