African wake up

Musangwe fight Doctor masturbates unconscious fighter to wake him up.

Musangwe is an African Tribe that has doctors related to fighting that masturbates unconscious fighters to wake them up. Hence, African Wake Up

by BFOR July 11, 2020

Wake up in darkness

When someone puts their bare ass on your face while your sleeping and you wake up only to see the darkness of their asshole.

Dude I totally woke Josh up in darkness this morning.

or

I woke up in darkness this morning and it smelled like shit.

or

You don't want to wake up in darkness do you?

by Professor Legasov August 16, 2019

wake-up erection

erection that is effected through engorgement of the penis during sleep. Also called morning erection.

He is having problems with erection so when he wakes up in the morning and finds himself having wake-up erection, he engages in sex with his wife.

by uttam maharjan June 22, 2010

wake one over

1. To verbally take someone down
2. To beat someone up

1. I got so pissed off at what a bitch Samantha was being that I totally waked one over on her ass.

2. Joe is going to wake one over on Bobby so bad he won't be able to walk for days.

by synchrohobbit March 9, 2006

wake-up retardation

A condition in which a person does, says, or thinks stupid things because he has just woken up and is not fully functional yet.

I accidentally put toothpaste on my washcloth because I was suffering from wake-up retardation.

by Mr. Sneakers September 21, 2009

Wake Up The Sleepers

Kill Hannah's fifth studio album, released on Original Signal Recordings in 2009. The title was described by vocalist Mat Devine as a 'statement of defiance against those in the record industry who have been sleeping.'

The album features guests Benji Madden (Good Charlotte), Amanda Palmer (Dresden Dolls), Shiny Toy Guns, and Chibi (The Birthday Massacre).

Kill Hannah have stated that this is the album they want to be remembered by. The songs themselves are fresh, sticking to the band's established sound and expanding upon it with tracks such as 'Why I Have My Grandma's Sad Eyes' which has no guitars. It is the band's best album to date.

Chicago rock band Kill Hannah's latest album, Wake Up The Sleepers, is amazing! Buy it!

by renasunflash October 5, 2009

wake n jenk

Created on Saturday June 11, 2011 a "wake n jenk" involves pooping in a jar/bottle throughout the day then placing a balloon over it before bed. Then upon waking, removing the balloon and inhaling the contents to obtain hallucinogenic effects.

Ughh i have the worst hangover....I need to wake n jenk

by reachhard December 11, 2011