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Webster's Roulette 

A game similar to Russian Roulette, but involving a dictionary.

1. A fully loaded gun is held to the player's head.
2. The player flips to a random page in the dictionary.
3. Look at the first definition on the page.
4. If the word has three or more vowels in it, the gun is fired.
"Let's play Webster's Roulette!"
"OK!"
*flip*
"The word is 'corncob'. You win this round."
*flip*
"The word is 'proboscis'."
*gunshot*
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Websterian 

Moving at a slow, ie galacial, pace.
I'm so excited for the party tonight, but this day is moving by at a websterian pace.
Websterian by jdk August 12, 2012
Webster is another name for a girl or guy who has a really defined jaw line. Defined --> dictionary --> Merriam Webster Dictionary. Thus, you would replace that person's name (with the super defined jaw line) with Webster.
Hey dude have you seen Webster over there?
Yeah she has a super defined jaw dude
Webster by Sophical January 29, 2019
Some one who defines words on Urban dictionary. Not to be confused with a hot girl.
If you Urban dictionary to define words,than you're a true Webster.
Webster by Big Daddy Pain July 20, 2021

hot webster 

When a large fat man is sweating from all the exercise from running after an ice cream truck uses someone as a chair. Then the person gets sucked into his Cheeto dust filled abyss of his fatrolls.
The man pulled a hot webster on me when I was walking.
hot webster by Pgwinn June 6, 2016

john webster

eats scorpions, stands on dead bees, walks off beds.
did you see that guy, he is such a john webster
john webster by bigrob960 January 10, 2018

Heidi Webster 

Where do I start

Heidi is an amazing, smart and pretty girl who has everything going for her.
Heidi is extraordinarily talented when it comes to singing because she has the voice of an angel and could win any competition in a second.
Anyone that doesn’t love Heidi is just rude and very stupid.
Heidi is very beautiful and anyone named Sam H doesn’t deserve her.

She is the best friend and is always there for you when you need to be cheered up or just someone to cry with.

Miss Webster is absolutely amazing and deserves everything good in the whole wide world.
God I’m so glad Heidi Webster is my friend