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Vertin

Something unexplainable. When you have no other word to describe a feeling or situation, then it is Vertin.
He stuck his hand into the goop. It felt like vertin.
by Dr. Worm September 15, 2003
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vertimbo

Slang: From the combination of the words "vertical" and "limbo". Refers to having to stand on one's tip-toes and shimmy between a wall or other vertical barrier and the back of a chair. The chair is occupied by a person of enourmous girth.
Truant had to do the vertimbo after lunch to exit the Waterloo Ice House on Burnet Road. Norling laughed.
by truant January 13, 2004
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Vertumnus

Pronunciation: Ver-tum-nus
Function: proper noun
Etymology: Roman/Pacific Northwest
Date: 300 BC with a res-erection in 1999
A Minor Roman God - Male - the God of Seasons, gardens and fruit trees; he is also a shapeshifter. In his later years he also became the God of cappuccino; currently resides in North America, in the Pacific Northwest; Handsome and witty; a mischievous God - not one of the mean Majors.
The Shaman journeyed long to seek the counsel of Vertumnus. When he arrived at the God's temple, he came upon a dozen of the God's temple maidens utterly spent. Sadly, Vertumnus had just left for the summer temple in the south only hours before. Thus the Shaman could not bask in the God's wisdom and presence.
by Vertumnus-1999 February 3, 2010
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vertical smile

females sexual organs entrance lips
by www.dvision.20m.com August 25, 2003
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vertical lips

1. A word that means the same as pussy, twat, and bearded clam.
2. The nice gash in between yo mammas legs.
"Yo man you see that hookers nasty pair of vertical lips with those warts coming outta them!!??!!"
by Pete March 18, 2004
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vertical

Vertical implies when you're moving in a vertical fashion to clear an obstical.
"Hey yo can you vertical this"
"Sure"
*jumps over medium height ladder*
by MTL July 20, 2008
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Vertical Banana Split

A vertical (girl upside down, guy standing up) 69 with your choice of banana split topping: whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc.
The Vertical Banana Split: guy picks up girl and turns her upside down so pussy is in face, apply chosen topping, proceed to suck/lick each others genitals. nom nom nom nom :P :O
by showerlovers October 28, 2009
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