Theoretical Vegetarian

A phrase used when you would like to have a very high standard for yourself in theory, but in reality you're just a basic bitch and can't discipline yourself to self actualize.

I'm a theoretical vegetarian.

by WhereEaglesDare March 16, 2017

Vegetarian

People that eat grass.

Vegetarians are uncultured bastard fools.

by Ardevreisibatfemei November 10, 2018

vegetarian surfboard

An outdoor bodysurfing orgy involving sprouts, carrots, and a good time.

"We surfed her veg all night"
"Yeah, it was a real vegetarian surfboard"

by sproutgirl April 13, 2014

Buffalo Vegetarian

A person who follows all of the guidelines for a vegetarian except for Buffalo Chicken Wings.

Mike defined himself as a vegetarian but when it came to wings from Duffs he turns into a Buffalo Vegetarian.

by Jillawha June 12, 2019

vegetarian

a person who only eats meat. often gets confused with not being able to eat meat but they were people who didnt eat vegetables hence why their called vegetarians.

person 1: the new meats ive tried whilst vegetarian were peng
person 2: oh i might try it

by badoinggg December 27, 2019

over vegetarian

Vegetarians that think that all the people who eat meat are morally corrupted by Satan because they feast on animals. And then thinks that he is totally right and not weird.

Person 1: Oh my fucking god, he eats and animal that was slaughtered, skinned, cooked! He must die!

Person 2: Dude, I think that your an over vegetarian..

Person 1: Fuck off.

by Kappa6921 August 24, 2016

vegetarian cannibal

A person who swallows semen.

“Yeah she don’t eat meat but she will consume that animal byproduct when you cum. She’s a Vegetarian Cannibal.”

by MadScientist1634 May 9, 2019