Dirty Unicorn

To perform a hand job with glitter infused lotion.

Madison gave Michael a dirty unicorn.

by Captain Jack Nasty May 30, 2017

unicorn airplane

A plane that existed more on paper than in actuality. Produced in extremely small numbers or prototype levels.

The J-8II PP is an unicorn airplane because it was an American upgrade package to the J-8II but never delivered due to sanctions around Tiananmen Square.

by MiG Enthusiast February 10, 2023

Unicorn Skins

Noun: beautiful magical paper carefully carved off of the unicorn itself that is basically just iridescent tissue paper/cellophane that is typically used for shattered glass nails.

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE UNICORN SKINS, THEY ARE ALMOST AS AMAZING AS MY HOLO NAIL POLISH.

by Raging HOLOSEXUAL September 12, 2016

unicorn hunting

When a heterosexual couple searches for a bisexual woman to be the third in a three person relationship.

Honey, how do you feel about hitting up OKCupid to go unicorn hunting?

by milkypudding April 12, 2014

unicorn punk

A style of dress that adopts the iconoclastic auti-authoritism of punk but instead of transgressing social norms by dressing in red and black, dresses ostentatiously flamboyant---often with lots of colors, rainbows, or overall absurdity.

It's easy to know someone is telling you how it is when they dress in unicorn punk.

by romanpoet November 6, 2017

Unicorn Queef

A vaginal fart after your done doing it from behind while consuming shrooms.

God she ate so many shrooms while I was giving it to her from behind that she did a unicorn queef.

by The Ass Man 9999 August 27, 2010

oral unicorn

A man who derives total pleasure and happiness from providing oral to orgasm for his partner without the need for reciprocation or intercourse.

My Oral Unicorn is soooo much better than dildos, vibrators or masturbation.

by Zen Unicorn May 22, 2016