Nuclear take

the most extreme version of a hot take. something that almost nobody except the most insane people would ever agree with

"The man was arguing for pedophilia being legal. This isn't even a hot take anymore, it's a god damn nuclear take"

by Yellowpig10 August 30, 2019

take a long walk off a short pier

To fuck off/shut up.

Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?

by mite74 January 5, 2009

Which seat can I take?

When one is faced with a situation with two equally difficult choices.

If I take the back seat, then I am cut off from the social interaction in the front seat. If I sit in the front seat, then I am cut off from the social interaction in the back seat. Which seat can I take?

by N A Q April 4, 2011

Take no prisoners

Derived from a phrase used in wars. When a captain shouts "Take no prisoners!" He means, kill all of those that are captured. Back in the late 19th century, when wars were won either they took their enemies as slaves back to their own country or they kill them.

Today this is used as a compliment whereby if a person "takes no prisoners" she's actually KILLIN IT

Thirsty Guy 1: ayyy man, did you see Bia today?
Thirsty Guy 2: nah man, what up tho?
Thirsty Guy 3: she looked so fine. I swear that girl don't take no prisoners.

by Biatch February 23, 2015

on the take

To accept bribes or take money from a business transaction.

"Jimmy's on the take"

by john February 25, 2004

takeshi kitano

It's the Japanese equivalent of God or Jesus Christ. This is because of his immense talent as a filmmaker, comedian, writer, social commentator, satire, painter, killer, finger-cutter, hiker, athlete, stopping bullets with his chin, slapping drug-dealers around at public restrooms around 20 times in a single cut, storming and destroying magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, getting arrested after storming magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, resurrecting after mortal motorcycle accidents and coming back even more badass than before and discovering new talents, cooking, etc.

He is also the man Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer combined wish they could be.

"Takeshi Kitano died and came back to life! Now he has a broken wrist, an eyepatch, sticks chopsticks to Yakuza henchmen's eyes... and paints! God help us!
-Did you say 'God'?
-You're right--oh my..."

by mrkitano November 25, 2006

take care of those flowers wrong number

A line from "Flowers From 1970" that Dream said

Dream: Take care of those flowers wrong number

by Dreamnotfound ;) May 20, 2021