you-tubeaholic

a person who spends way too much time watching you-tube videos. This person often looses track of time and has no idea that they just spent almost their entire day/ night watching really bad videos. Symptoms include- talking about the videos they watched to their friends , not realizing that the friend doesn't really care about the stupid video(s). Another symptom is dark rings around the eyes and rotten teeth and bad breath because the you-tubeaholic normally eats junk food because they have no time to cook a healthy meal because of the time spent watching the videos

clare- have you seen tony lately ??
milenkovitch- no, he spends all his time watching you-tube videos!!
clare- would you call him a YOU-TUBEAHOLIC??
milenkovitch-yes

by milenkovitch August 29, 2009

Throbbing Blood Tube

Another way to describe a long hard cock

Whore 1: His big long throbbing blood tube went into my ass to my mouth
Whore 2: What the fuck

by KillingMySelf July 25, 2016

tube socks

socks worn to right below the knee, with that old school look in old and new school colors like pink, purple, and orange! unbeleivably sexy worn on hott girls in short shorts/skirts!

OMG TESSA!! Look at these hott tube socks!
i love them sarah!! i bought my own~

by tessasarah January 10, 2009

Crusty tube sock

A slut. Someone who’s taken more loads than a crusty tube sock hidden under a 14 year old’s bed.

“Don’t date her, she’s a crusty tube sock.”

“I’ve known some whores in my day but that guy is the biggest crusty tube sock I’ve ever met.”

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

tube socked

It's not a real thing, it just sounds dirty when you say it out loud

Guy 1: you ok bro?
Guy 2: nah man, I just got tube socked!
Guy 1: eeh

by Your Mom692 March 14, 2019

TBestIG's Law

Originating from IFunny user "TBestIG"(a degenerate), TBestIG's Law states that there will never be anything more hilarious than reading a bad, offensive, or cringe political view or opinion online, checking the user's profile and or finding a user's alternative accounts whether on the same site or another, and finding out they are "openly and shamelessly addicted to furry porn and vore".

"I have been in several arguments with TBestIG on his profile and whenever i challenge his views he removes my comment or blocks me to get the last word in and to find out he's an otter vore loving faggot is hilarious and i won't be taking him seriously anytime soon in the foreseeable future". - GoodSamaritan

"TBestIG's law strikes again retard."

by GOODSAMARITAN.IF February 23, 2020

two tube

Two tube is southern slang for a double-barreled shotgun.

Don't mess with him, he's got a two tube loaded with double ought.

by Edword August 2, 2006