trouser squish 

When you step in a puddle, it's the little bit of water that slowly but surely crawls up your pant leg. It's annoying as heck.

"Dang it!"
"What is it Rylee?"
"I got major trouser squish!"

trouser squish by ShaquishaTheGreat March 26, 2010

trouser tuck 

v. the act of inserting one's penis into the waistband of the pants to conceal an erection

"The teacher called me to the board while in the act of day dreaming about jen's breasts, therefore i immediatley used the trouser tuck to conceal my hardened penis. and no one was the wiser."

trouser tuck by Samuel Conner May 3, 2010

Trouser burrito 

A more solid former of trouser chilli.

The little boy had a rather larger trouser burrito in his jeans.

Trouser burrito by Gustercat January 1, 2017

trouser faced 

A very british way of saying you're getting drunk .

"Oi mate im getting absolutely trouser faced tonight "

trouser faced by GreenDust June 22, 2017

Trouser Chili 

Pushing out a wet fart while at the urinal... noticing shit in your underwear a few hours later. Trouser chili!

Dude, you better check your drawers for trouser chili after that wet dart you let fly!

Trouser Chili by Dangerous Danny May 23, 2018

Trouser Chili 

Liquid poop with no form; usually after a lot of beer drinking and eating greasy food.

Man I thought I had to fart but instead I made a batch of Trouser Chili!

Trouser Chili by Shit the Bed Fred June 28, 2019

trouser gouda 

Another term for nob cheese

Mate, have a shower—I can smell your trouser gouda from here

trouser gouda by mr happy pun guy July 30, 2019