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“Trophy Wife”

Term: A women who is 5’3 and under.

A “award” trophy can range in any size and style , but usually a trophy never goes past a certain size and height matter; not to big to hold or carry.

A women who is taller does not classify as a “trophy wife”, because a trophy wife symbolizes a women you can “almost pick up as you’re trophy “; she is “trophy sized”. (Noun) 🏆
“I’m found myself a trophy wife !”

“My “trophy wife” is so small and dainty.”

“She’s so short and beautiful, now that is a trophy wife.”
by Crandyjam23 June 30, 2021
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trophy tail

Showing off ur hook up to friends so they know she's human.
Damn dude, that girl is some trophy tail.
by Barwhore101 December 19, 2016
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golf trophy

Something you get after destroying people dreams and being a bad husband
Damn, have you seen that guy, he has a golf trophy, he must be a madman
by AidenXxX February 5, 2018
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tinder trophy

(n.) a person with whom one has matched on Tinder, but lives so far away that one could never hope to physically meet him or her.
Jim: Damn, did I show you this Brenda chick I matched with on Tinder? Look at those bewbs.

Tim: Check the mileage, bro, she's from Kentucky, you live in LA.

Jim: Oh, well...*screenshot*...Tinder Trophy.
by brodobagginz March 24, 2016
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Trophy loader

A trophy loader is a loader who conveys more value to the gun employing them than simply putting cartridges in the shotgun. A trophy loader might be a successful competition shooter, a well-known or prestigious coach, or might be considered aesthetically pleasing.
I have employed top shot and esteemed coach Ed Solomons as my trophy loader for the shoot day next week.
by Elbie March 3, 2014
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Trophy Son

A trophy son is someone who doesn't do anything that a normally kid would normally do for chores. He/She doesn't clean their room, wash the dishes, or do the laundry.
Mom: good job on you're chores Hun
Dad: I'm glad he isn't a trophy son like the older one
by Corroded battery October 11, 2016
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