Weiner suicide

Drinking or drugging too much, to ensure that an erection does not occur, usually done intentionally.

I don't want to bang Stacy, so I'm gonna commit weiner suicide by whiskey

by robbierawb November 3, 2016

barneys weiner

when you paint your penis purple and force small children to sing with you while its hanging out

while taking care of my neighbors kids, we had a barneys weiner to keep from getting bored

by barney bros March 6, 2020

weiner washer

Someone who washes weiners in their spare time usually at a hardee’s

guy 1: your a weiner washer matthew

guy 2: i know you cunt

by All Wrapped Up March 3, 2019

nina weiner

a nina weiner is an abnormally small weiner. it is used to describe the microscopic size of the male genital.

"I was shocked when i found out my boyfriend has a Nina Weiner!"

by eliseweiner334 August 13, 2023

Weiner Mitten

The area between a woman's breasts.

Got a case of cold weiner? Well find yourself a weiner mitten and you will feel better in many, many ways.

by The Chris G. January 22, 2008

Frozen Weiners

When someone has left their Facebook account logged on, you are free to type "Frozen Weiners" in any way but nothing else.

*Tim leavs the computer to go eat dinner*
*Tim's friend rushes over to the computer and types "FRROOOZEEEN WEINERRRRSS!" without Tim noticing.*

When Time checks his Facebook and sees Frozen Weiners, he CANNOT delete it.

by 8===D~~~~~~~~~~~ D: June 5, 2011

Weiner sock

when the boxers are stuck together to Ur Penis

oh Shit man

What?

i have a weiner sock

by i killed the jewz June 3, 2017