no issue no tissue

Not sure how this has no definition yet and generally isn't a more common used figure of speech, because it works in multiple ways.
So, basically

1: If you don't spill anything on the floor, you're not going to have to clean it up
"Can I trust you to work alone for a bit?"
"Yeah bruh, no issues, no tissues"
2: If there's no problems, then you don't need anything to wipe the tears out of your face

"I'm fine"
"You been crying, no issues no tissues sis"
3:

A way to respond to someone inquiring requests from you that you currently don't have any
"Dude, should I get you anything from da store?"
"No issues, no tissues homeboy"

4:
When someone expects one of your experiences to have been way more intense than they really were

"Fell down de stairs"
"Ahh shit musta sucked homie"
"Nah brotha, no issues, tissues"

Look above cunt
No issue no tissue
Ya happy urban dic

by Petra Jansen November 10, 2019

Mr. Tissue

A name used for a tissue used to clean up ejaculations while masturbating.

Jonny! after your done jacking off, i need to use Mr. Tissue!

by theMASTERofallDARES June 22, 2011

Arabian Tissue

It is where a man (or woman) uses his female partner's genitals as a tissue.

Dude, i totally Arabian Tissued Christyna last night!

by Nade January 11, 2008

uhn tiss

Porno music; the sound typically assosciated w/ porno or to porno soundtracks

Tom: Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tis...

Amy: STOP MAKING THAT PORNO SOUND!!!

by Tom has no names left November 8, 2008

Tussy

Can be used as anything the user wants, could be an object,person(used in a diss) or commonly used to refer to weed

ex1:"your a tussy"
ex2:"got that tussy"

by watwatwatwat town May 1, 2009

Human Tissue

A female who uses her tongue to clean up a man after he ejaculates.

Yo, did you hear about how kinky Damien's mom is? She likes to watch me masturbate then be a human tissue. It's hot!

by Billy Blue June 7, 2009

Tissed

When someone or something is Pissing you off at the same time, it is ticking off another person.

Man 1: Damn that girl hella pissed me off dude...

Man 2: I know man, her attitude really ticked me off!!!

Man 1 & Man 2: She just tissed us off!

by Awsomeness9595 August 20, 2009